Also called Xu Fulai way "you calculate Han Xin died at the age of seventy-two, the result is thirty-two; Although he has damaged Yin De, you should also figure out that it is still not allowed to send you to Xiangyang for reincarnation in the next life. Feng Chu helped Liu Bei to take Xichuan and was destined to die at the age of 32. Han Xin, a fortune teller with the same life, is not allowed to report the future fortune-teller’s nonsense and deceive people, so he should die in the next life! "
Then call Fan Kuai to say, "Send you Fan Yang, Zhuozhou, Zhang Jia’s reincarnation, Zhang Mingfei’s surname, Yi De, to assist Liu Bei!"
Call Xiang Yu to say, "Send you Puzhou Jieliangjia to reincarnate and change her surname without changing her name. Feather word Yunchang, you and Zhang Fei both have improper courage. Fan Kuai is Lv Hou’s brother-in-law. He should not indulge his wife, Lu must help Lv Hou to help him abuse his wife. You are also guilty. Xiang Yu should not kill Qin Wangying and burn Xianyang. Both of you are doomed to violent death! But Fan Kuai was brave before his death, Xiang Yu didn’t kill Taigong, he didn’t pollute Lv Hou, he didn’t plot against people at the Hongmen banquet, and he was doomed to be brave and upright in the next life! "
Call Mrs. Qi, "Send you to Gan’s home to match Liu Bei’s main palace, and Ruyi Zhao will still rename you in the afterlife. Liu Chan’s small print Adou will enjoy forty-two years of prosperity!"
Also called Ding Gonglai, "You went to Zhou’s house to reincarnate under the name of Yu, and Gong Jin sent your grandson’s hand to help Sun occupy the Han Dynasty, but he was finally grieved by Zhuge Liang! This punishes you for disloyalty. "
Xiang Yu asked, "Are those six generals as good as bad?"
Sima Mao said, "Send six generals to Cao Cao’s department to keep the pass Yang Xi renamed Bianxi Wang Ming, Wang Zhi Xia Guang renamed Kong Xiu Lv Sheng renamed Han Fu Yang Wu renamed Qin Qi Lu stable boy renamed Cai Yang, and you will ride a thousand miles in the afterlife! Vent your previous life Wujiang was forced to hate! "
Officials in the underworld, big and small, praised Sima Mao for solving this case.
Sima Mao also said, "When Chu and Han contended, there were soldiers who would succumb to death, those who were unwilling to die, those who had unfinished talents, those who wanted to repay kindness, and those who had grievances and wanted to stretch, all allowed him to be reborn when he prosecuted himself and was born in the Three Kingdoms! Mean harm, conspiracy cruel, ungrateful people become war horses and princes to ride … "Sima Mao said that the judge remembered that it had been six hours since the cock crowed unconsciously.
So Sima Mao retired from the temple and took off his crown. He is still a scholar.
Yan Luowang is very sigh praised "more than three hundred years can’t handle the case, you solved the criminals in six hours, and the personal retribution of heaven and earth seems uncomfortable. You are really a genius! It’s a pity that you are depressed and frustrated in this life. I will allow you to be rich in the next life! If you change your name in the next life and don’t change your surname, you will still give birth to Sima Jia’s name. Zhong Da will be defeated in his life, and Zhuge Liang will annex the three countries’ titles to Jin in the original position of Wuzhang! "
I was surprised and suspicious after hearing this. "No? Is this how the Three Kingdoms came? "
"Yes," said the Yin soldier with a wink. "Didn’t you know this when you wrote" Receiving the Heavenly Heart of Liu Bei "?"
"Don’t talk nonsense!" I said, "That’s Chen Guangxu, not me, but this thing sounds so hard to believe."
"Anyway, Yin is always like this," said the Yin soldier. "Our Lord Sima is really knowledgeable and learns more. Otherwise, he likes to watch everything because he is greedy for money."
I said, "Then what has he become a judge now?"
"oh!" The Yin soldier said, "If people are talented and have something to do, they will be jealous wherever they go! After Sima Yi’s death, our family’s adult was reincarnated. I remember that Sima Yi’s appearance in the past life came to the underworld. Yan Luowang still appreciated him very much. He wanted to pull him out as a judge, but Yu Jiudian Wang was jealous. Don’t you want to know that Yan Luowang, the tenth temple, was the fifth temple king, but he couldn’t be the master of the whole underworld. So our family’s adult Sima went straight to a night watchman’s position, which was not the biggest one. Besides, our boss Joe’s backstage was the first temple to play Yan Jun Metropolitan King! We can’t pee in the same pot with Yan Luowang. What’s even worse is that our boss Joe once had another deadly enemy with your Chen family! That’s why he will target you everywhere. Even if you burn paper money and beautiful women for him, he won’t make you feel better! This is why our Lord Sima specially asked me to tell you to be careful! "
"Ah?" I was surprised and said, "What’s our dead enemy between the Chen family and Joe?"
Chapter DiYiSan Ghost God plays people
The Yin soldier said, "It was a great event that Chen Yuhuang, the head of Ma Yi Chen’s family, broke Qiao Kun 110 years ago."
Chen Yuhuang is my righteous brother, and my great-grandfather has had many wonders in his life, but I don’t know how he got enemies with Qiao Kun.
Listen to the Yin Bing said, "One hundred and ten years ago, a man named Wang Ren came home at night in Fengcheng, eastern Henan, and suddenly he saw a big black thing put on the gate and blocked his way. This man named Wang Ren took a closer look and found that the big thing was a giant boot. Later, another boot was as high as his brow. He was shocked and looked up to see a giant sitting on the beam gate and dangling his legs."
I nodded and said, "This so-called giant is your boss Joe, right?"
"Yes," said the Yin Bing. "That’s our Joe Boss, the wang xing man, who was surprised and afraid and didn’t know what to do. He was hesitating. Suddenly, a man came from behind and walked directly at the giant foot, as if he didn’t see it. When the man walked over, the giant lifted his foot. The man hurried over and didn’t even look back at Wang, thinking that the giant foot would be lifted, but he didn’t expect that he had just walked over and the giant foot blocked him from walking this way. Just stop here, he went that way, and his foot stopped there and went back and forth. Several giant feet suddenly disappeared. Wang looked up again and the giant disappeared. He went home at the girder gate. "
I am surprised. "What does this mean? Your boss Joe is drunk and flirting? "
"It’s not molesting people, it’s killing people," the Yin soldier said. "Whenever our boss Joe has time to talk about this problem, he will go to a place to stroll and catch some unlucky people to tease them. It will take him three days to be suspicious!"
"What is this?" I said angrily, "disregard for human life!"
"Not really," said the Yin soldier. "Our boss Joe kills people who can see others."
"Ah?" My heart was shocked and said, "Is there a person who can see yin and yang?"
If that’s that case, isn’t this Qiao Kun goe to kill me too? !
"No, no, no," the Yin soldier shook his head again. "It’s not only people with eyes of Yin and Yang who can see us. Our bodies are extremely weak, our herringbone is too weak, and our gas field is too bad. We often go in and out of funeral places, cemeteries and cemeteries, and passers-by can occasionally see what we are unlucky. Isn’t it said that if we walk too much at night, we will meet ghosts sooner or later? Our boss Joe just picked these people to tease that person. If he didn’t see him rushing over, it’s okay. It happened that he saw him, so there would be something. "
I still said angrily in my heart, "This is still bullying others!"
"No one can call him a night watchman," the Yin soldier smiled. "Those who were teased by him didn’t dare to sue him when they got to Yin. Behind him was the king of the city."
"Ha ha … it’s so awesome." I sneered. "Then how did this matter get involved with our Chen family bodhi old zu Yu Huang Gong?"
The Yin soldier said, "It’s that Wang who has made good luck. He came here to be siming. When he got back, his sick wife asked him what was going on. He told his daughter-in-law what he had met. His daughter-in-law got up early the next morning and went to Fengcheng Sokokuji to ask a monk …"
"Big Sokokuji" I was surprised. "There are still monks in it now? I have been to Fengcheng, too. Although I read less, don’t lie to me. "
The Yin soldier said, "I don’t know if there is any, but there were still monks in it more than 100 years ago. The monk was an old monk, and he was really well informed. At that time, when he heard Wang’s daughter-in-law talk about Wang’s affairs, he immediately said, Oh, no! This matter is troublesome. Go back and prepare for your husband’s funeral. He won’t live for three days! That daughter-in-law is crying her eyes out when she hears this, saying that she is willing to donate her home to the bodhisattva in the temple to rebuild her golden body and save her husband’s life! Ask the master for help! The old monk shook his head and said, You’d better go. The old woman is capable and your husband is dying. She can’t ask you for incense money any more. The daughter-in-law just won’t die or go crying to help the old monk … The old monk is really pestered by her. There’s nothing to do. It’s okay to save a life. It’s better to build a seven-level pagoda than an old woman. See, you are also a kind person. It’s a pity that the old woman doesn’t have this thing. Look at your poor share. This is the place to help! Go to Chenjiacun and ask Chen Yuhuang, the head of Chenjiacun, for help. He can save you! The daughter-in-law cried like something, saying that even the master in Sokokuji couldn’t let me find a farmer in the village. What can he do for me? The old monk kicked his eyes and said, "You’re a woman!"! Then Chen Yuhuang is a direct descendant of Mayi Daoism, and the iron mouth and gold teeth schist break people’s lives and deaths! A pair of yin and yang eyes are poor in studying yin and yang heaven! Go out a hundred times higher than me!I cann’t believe you said he was a plowman! Alas ….. That woman was anxious to say that he would take care of our family for such a big event? The old monk said he wasn’t worried about Chen Yuhuang’s old woman’s friendship. She wrote you a letter. Take the letter and ask him. He will help you if she looks at my meager sensibilities! The woman was only happy when she heard this. The old monk wrote a letter to the woman. The woman went home with joy and shouted that she was unlucky and urged Wang not to delay hiring a carriage for a moment and tried her best to get to Chenjiacun. "
I quickly asked, "Did the Jade Emperor help them?"
"Of course, how can you make enemies with Qiao Kun if you help or not?" Yin Bing said, "After the couple arrived at Chenjiacun, they took the letter and went to ask for an audience with Chen Yuhuan. The people in Chenjiacun led them to Chen Yuhuan, who had just passed the age of 40 but had already taken over Ma Yi’s family’s long palm print! He took the letter root, but he didn’t tear it down. He glanced at that Wang and said at a glance that you were in trouble with an evil spirit and would die within two days! This guy can knock Wang and his wife to their knees in panic and start crying. He wants Chen Yuhuan to save them. Chen Yuhuan sighed at that time and said that if we were fortune tellers, we would vent too many outdoor machines. I’m afraid we would not get good results after death. I really don’t want to do this kind of thing that offends the netherworld. But who asked the old monk to write a letter in person? I can know what he means without looking at it. Let’s give the old monk a face and watch you travel hundreds of miles. I’ll take the lead. "
I am curious. "How did Jade Emperor help?"
Yin Bing said, "Chen Yuhuang said that when you go to my Chenjiacun Gongzhong College, I will teach people to buy you a thin-skinned coffin and come back. Sister-in-law Pima Dai Xiao will burn paper and cry. This eldest brother will lie in the coffin and close the coffin plate and leak a crack. Don’t be suffocated. Then the coffin plate will light a candle. Eldest brother can’t move in the coffin. I’ll give you another brush. Don’t drop it in your right hand until it’s almost night after dark. There’s a secret duty to find eldest brother. Don’t be afraid to wait until the secret duty If you fall asleep in a coffin, you are really dead! No one can save you! "
I was taken aback and said, "Is that writing brush a judge’s heady pen?"
"Yes," Yin Bing said, "it’s the judge’s heady pen, Chen Yuhuang’s pen, which gave Wang a magic power to make him succeed!
The first four chapters give black and white sets.
I couldn’t help sighing to myself that it was too bold for the Jade Emperor to bewitch the judge’s heady pen and give it to the surname Wang Ren to paint and fetch his soul.
"When Wang’s wife was crying at night, a sudden gust of evil wind came out, and the woman fell asleep and the coffin candle went out. This is a sign to sit in the house and Chen Yuhuan immediately knew that the ghost was coming on a whim!"
Listening to the Yin Bing continued, "Wang was scared and shivering in the coffin. He was lying in the coffin and listening to two kids talking outside. One of them said, Hey, how is this Wang dead? The other one is right. We just received an order from Chang Shuai to lock his soul, and he died before the noose was set. The first kid said, what should I do? Another kid said that if you go into the coffin and have a look at his soul, lock it and hook it away. If you don’t, you must be a ghost. We can’t go back to Chang Shuai for a job. The first kid nodded and agreed to turn into a black smoke, and then he turned into a human figure to see that Wang Mou didn’t die. The soul was naturally alive. He felt a cold wind and went into the coffin, so he opened his eyes and saw the ghost Wang Mou, who was dying. He was so scared that he was scared. It’s great to scare ghosts! As soon as he was stupefied, Wang reached out and drew a hook with the judge’s heady pen. The kid won’t move at once. This is the famous ghost-fixing method in linen and Chen family physiognomy. We are all afraid that the first kid went in for a long time without any movement. Waiting outside for the kid to get impatient, he called you what’s going on? Hurry up and lock people’s souls. Let’s go back and have a good job. The kid inside is completely settled. Where can he talk? The second kid shouted a few times and didn’t even respond. He became suspicious and turned into a black smoke. He whizzed into the coffin and turned into a human figure. Boy, his partner has turned into a clay sculpture!Just when he was surprised, Wang took the judge’s heady pen and scratched his face again, and the second ghost was stopped! Chen Yuhuan came at this time. "
I listened intently and said, "What should I do when the Jade Emperor comes?"? Put out the two ghosts? "
"Where if he put out the ghost, he didn’t mean to talk to the underworld, did he?"
Yin Bing said, "Chen Yuhuan didn’t beat the coffin lid and called Wang out, and then stretched out his hand to erase the two ghost strokes. Only then could he move and look at Chen Yuhuan and ask him who he was. This Chen Yuhuan said that I am a contemporary patriarch of the Chen family, and I know that you two are often heady messengers. Tonight, I specially came to lock the soul of Mr. Wang, but you took the wrong person. A kid is wrong. This surname Wang is full of ghosts. It’s about dying. Another kid said yes. Our master Chang Shuai said that this is going to die tonight. Chen Yuhuan was wrong. He’s haunted, not because he’s dying, but because Master Qiao Kun Joe, the night watchman, molested him at night and got it for him. Do you think he’s okay now? Besides, he still has a pen that can hold you, and you can’t take him away. The two kids looked at each other and said, What can we do? How can you make a job with handsome if you haven’t finished going back? Chen Yuhuang laughed and said as I said when you went back, this life shouldn’t have been molested by Master Qiao Kun Joe, but the two ghosts can’t go for nothing and prepare some wine and meat. Please ask the two ghosts to eat and drink, and then send some gold ingots when they leave. It’s a hard money for the two adults. Those two ghosts have food, wine and money to get good things! Besides, that Wang’s hand really has a judge’s heady pen that can’t lock him, so these two ghosts enjoyed the sacrifice and took Chen Yuhuang’s burning paper ingot and went back to me happily. "
I said, "this also didn’t see what jade huang public offend Qiao Kun place? Is this a dead enemy? "
"It’s not over yet."
Yin Bing left the pie mouth and said, "It’s not so easy to settle things. When the two ghosts go back, they say something about black and white, and often the two Yin Shuai have a good temper. It’s just that the black Chang Shuai is famous for his bad temper. Hearing this, he is tearing his hair out! How dare a mortal interfere in the affairs of Yin and settle my headhunter! Is it tolerable? ! Master Hei Chang Shuai decided to go to see that Wang personally the next night! "
"Ah?" I was surprised. "Even Chang Yin Shuai is out?"
"Isn’t that right?"
Yin Bing said, "But this is also expected by Chen Yuhuan! I have to say that this Chen Yuhuang is really a wizard! The night before, after the two ghosts left, Chen Yuhuang said to Wang that the little ghost would send Yin Shuai away, and if he failed to get a job, Yin Shuai would come in person! Wait until night, it should be that black and white often come in person. When Wang got a fright, he quickly cried, Kids are so difficult. How should black and white often deal with it? Master Chen, I don’t want to die yet. Please help me! Chen Yuhuan said that since she promised to save you, she would definitely save you. It’s all right tonight. Go to sleep first and keep your spirits up until you deal with black and white! "
I said, "How did the Jade Emperor deal with the black-and-white two handsome men? These two are especially black and often difficult to deal with! "
"This Chen Yuhuan has his own tricks!"
Yin Bing said, "When it was just dark the next day, Chen Yuhuang drew a chessboard on blank paper, and then put a pair of famous Go pieces on black and white, and let Wang people lie back in the coffin with wine and meat, and the coffin board still lit a candle."
I was surprised. "What does this … mean?"
Yin Bing glanced at me and said, "Don’t you know that the two grandfathers are chess fans?"
I shook my head and said "I don’t know"
"You don’t even know this. It’s really ill-informed! The two of them play chess when they have nothing to do. It’s called a dark place. Everyone knows it! This Chen Yuhuang deliberately drew a chessboard and put on a famous endgame in order to attract the two grandmasters to go to chess instead of getting down to business. He was touched by the grandmaster’s temper. "
Yin bing "hey hey" smiled two times "and this Chen Yuhuan also decided that the black master will be black and white and the master will be white. Chen Yuhuan put the black chess in the end, which is quite difficult to win! At ordinary times, Black Chang Shuai always loses chess, but he is competitive and often has a hard time. He always thinks that one day he can win White Chang’s master Chen Yuhuan told Wang that he can win black chess, and told him to wait for two people to come here often, just like this Wang, and lay down in the coffin. "
I clap my hands with a bright eye and say with smile, "I know! Yu Huang Gong is trying to lure two people who often come to chess to do nothing! "
"That’s right! That’s it! That’s why I said this Chen Yuhuan is the one who really knows the temper of the two masters! "
The Yin soldier also laughed. "At night, black and white often two handsome guys came in person! The woman in the Wangs is still crying. This time, it’s not as bad as blowing the evil wind from the boy the night before, which directly blows the woman out! I almost didn’t lift the coffin plate! But as soon as Master Heichang came out, he saw the chessboard and quickly stopped the evil wind! How can chess fans not look twice when they see the endgame? Master Heichang looked at it twice and said good chess! Not only did he watch it himself, but he also took Master Bai Chang to see if this chess game was good or not … Master Bai also went to see the two masters, and they were fascinated when they looked left and right. This said that White won if he went this way, and that said how it was possible if Black went this way, White would die! That said, wouldn’t I leave like this? If you move like this, black chess will definitely be finished! The two became more and more stiff and choked, so they just sat on the coffin board and picked up the chess and went to war! Sure enough, as Chen Yuhuang expected, it was the black master who took the black chess and the white master who took the white chess, and he forgot what he was doing! What do you mean? Two people smell the smell of wine and meat again. Looking back, the coffin board still has good wine and good meat! The two lords were overjoyed and didn’t care so much about eating, drinking and playing chess! This white chess is leading all the way. It’s a great fight to kill black chess! This black master is impatient to see that there is no way to die there. Suddenly there is a voice saying that if this black chess falls which way, it will not die! Master Heichang, it’s wonderful to listen and see again! Immediately picked up the black and let it go, and sure enough, it lived a large piece … Then there was a sound that showed Master Black until Master Bai was defeated!This made Master Hei Chang so happy that he laughed for a long time before Master Bai Chang said that Big Brother was wrong. Where did we eat wine and meat just now? Give you directions. Where did the sound come from? What you said made Master Heichang stunned. Yeah, what’s going on? We’re here to kill people. Why are we playing chess? At this time, a trembling sound came out of the coffin. Two old masters, wine and meat, are filial to you. Black chess is also a novel. "
I couldn’t help laughing. "This is the Wang."
"Yes," Yin Bing said, "This is all Chen Yuhuang’s behind-the-scenes training. He asked him to prepare wine and meat. He secretly sent the wine and meat from the coffin gap to put the coffin board when two old masters were in a daze. When two old masters were chess-obsessed, they couldn’t think that people in the coffin were still buttering up the two of them to eat and drink, so they unconsciously ate, drank and listened to their words. It was fun! Take a soft hand and eat a short mouth. This is Chen Yuhuang’s way! "
I clapped my hands and laughed. "This is a wonderful move! I also lost the jade emperor to think of it! "
"Yes," said the Yin Bing. "Black and white are often buttered up and served comfortably, so I’m embarrassed to give that Wang a hand. Then Wang came out of the coffin and cried and told what happened to him … This black and white is often heard nodding and saying that that’s it. So that’s it. Don’t cry. We don’t want your life. Let’s go back and find Cui Panguan and apply for compensation for being accidentally injured by Yin Shuai, so that he can repay you with wine, meat and chess friendship.
Chapter DiYiWu Night Wandering God shame
At this point, I just breathed a sigh of relief and secretly praised Chen Yuhuang for being such a role! Actually, this clever drilling method can be thought of saving Wang’s life and kowtowing to black and white, which is really high to the top!
But I still don’t understand how this has offended Qiao Kun
I asked the Yin soldier, "Did the Jade Emperor offend your boss Joe? Isn’t this a good solution? Black-and-white is always one of the top ten handsome men with your boss Joe. Does Yu Huanggong, the leader of a team, curry favor with black-and-white often offend your boss Joe instead? "
"Alas …"